Blog April 1, 2008 hokey pokey is in stores today! Please tell everybody you know. Seriously. It's a decent book. Some people might even say… Matthew Paul Turner
Blog March 29, 2008 are there really six prayers that god answers? It's possible. No, really. But I bet it's not the six prayers you were hoping… Matthew Paul Turner
Blog March 29, 2008 check out these links! If you've ever wanted to imagine the Garfield comic strip without Garfield, you now can… Matthew Paul Turner
Blog March 28, 2008 moses high on drugs? That's what one Jewish professor thinks. Read the story here. Matthew Paul Turner
Blog March 27, 2008 hokey pokey: want to help? Well, we're a little less than one week away from the release date of Hokey… Matthew Paul Turner
Blog March 27, 2008 ugh… wisdom teeth… It's 11:39 as I type this blog, and I'm two hours away from having to… Matthew Paul Turner
Blog March 26, 2008 today’s stuff… Apparently, a bunch of people who are my dearest friends are out to ruin Christianity.… Matthew Paul Turner
Blog March 26, 2008 i’ll take my praise and worship photoshopped please "Oh, I tan," said Tomlin, "I am crazy white in the winter. Pasty even. Love… Matthew Paul Turner