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Well, I guess we know that he’s completely ignorant to gay sex and probably isn’t a closet gay.
Seriously, this was from a sermon? I don’t expect preachers to be all expository all the time, but this is like the worst youth group sex talk ever. Wow, young preacher. Next time stick to the sermon text. Just, just: Wow.
Sword fights! Are you kidding me?!
Well, that was relevant. :p
I realize that he was being “hip” and “funny”. However, he came off as “uncool” and “ignorant”. Aside from the fact that carrots and donuts only relationship is that they are foods. It looked like he didn’t have a point to make, just a lot of bad, poorly informed jokes. For future reference, if you can’t say penis and vagina, you shouldn’t be giving the talk.
Douche factor of 10.
I couldn’t click play after seeing “carrots and doughnuts.”
You took the words right out of my mouth, Bob.
PLEASE tell me this is a lame stand-up comedy act at the local Zanies. Please?
Humorous, sure, but that’s just bad advice. I thought this was just tacky. Although I did find the part where he said, “Don’t act holy in here. You’ll be on the outside lookin’ in,” to be rather resonant. While I despise his approach to discussing human sexuality, I thought those words really depicted what the church should look like: no one acting holier than they are, and being genuine in their struggles, seeking healing and sanctification from/in Jesus, a hospital for the broken, the sick people seeing the doctor.
“Although I did find the part where he said, “Don’t act holy in here. You’ll be on the outside lookin’ in,” to be rather resonant.”
Some kids my think the pastor is not going to believe that they are inexperienced; they may fabricate a story so they “fit in” with the group. The better the story the more they will be accepted.
The scary thing is that this is what passes off as a “hip” church.
This should be used in every seminary class as an example of what not to do. How repulsive.
he didn’t even say anything, talked a lot, said nothing. don’t teach a subject that makes you, yourself uncomfortable.
it’s amazing how much his preaching resembles that of a stand up comic routine, and just as tragic to tell the difference..
It was like stand up comedy instead of preaching. Really bad stand up comedy…
That was crappy preaching and comedy in one shot.
How, exactly, does a doughnut have sprinkles? I’m assuming body glitter…
Let me introduce you to the term vajazzling. And I apologise in advance for letting you in on that particular strangeness.
I really dislike these figurative mottos for why homosexuality is a bad idea for everyone. Phrases like that do nobody any good, nor do they further the discussion productively. And maybe that’s the point.
This kind of ignorance and prudery is pervasive in the church. But the worst part is the propagation of the myth of destinal monogamy. (There is a special donut out there just for you.)Considering the current divorce rates, our biology and infidelity.. Can we not see we are setting adolescents up for failure?
if your donut has sprinkles i think you should probably see a doctor.
Let’s not make massive assumptions about the full content or quality of this particular church’s teaching on sex based on 2 minutes from 1 sermon. It’s supposed to be a moderately humourous “teaser”, I suspect.
One of the worst standup routines I’ve ever seen.
Agreed!
so bad illustrations, communication, theology is ok in a short/ or teaser…..but not in a full blown sermon…..
I wish he had handed me $50 and a condom instead…
So offensive
The fact that there is a congregation of people who are willing to sit through this on a regular, weekly basis makes me cringe way more than anything he said. Though, what he said made me cringe plenty. He’s the quintessential guy at the party who repeats his jokes, louder than the first time, because he didn’t get a solid reaction with his first attempt.
Best/worst line: “I always wondered what happened to Ray.” <== When is it too soon to imply that a disabled and deceased music legend actually went blind by masturbating? Oh yeah. It's always too soon for that.
Yeah because teenage boys are known for stopping after one donut. I can’t even stop after one donut …and what about donut holes and the oh so sexy eclair?
“Yeah because teenage boys are known for stopping after one donut.” Teenage boys don’t stop after one donut because there are plenty of donuts to go around. And who are providing the donuts – let me guess – teenage girls?