…if you watched Adam Lambert on American Idol and realized it was time for a makeover Whether you now look MORE like him or LESS like him completely depends on which way you swing: Chris or Adam. (EXTRA CREDIT if you recently discovered your high voice.)
…if you never leave home without your Bible, your guitar, and your flat iron
…if your final gesture before leaving stage is sign language for “I love you”
…if you’ve ever done the “windmill” while playing “Mighty to Save.” (EXTRA CREDIT if you throw pics after praise & worship.)
…if your theme song could go something like, “I wear my sunglasses in church…”
…if you owe it all to God and one of the following: Brown, Ed, or Monroe (EXTRA CREDIT if you hang out at Brown, Ed, or Monroe’s house on 4th of July!)
…if you’ve ever felt cooler because you’re rocking it out on a church stage wearing H&M
…if right before you begin your set, the stage crew is carrying off a pulpit or a podium (EXTRA CREDIT if the guy who preached was your road pastor)
…if you sort of look like an odd combo of…
… if you’ve ever written a song using King David’s lyric and not given him credit (EXTRA CREDIT if you steal lyrics from Jesus’s Sermon on the Mount!)
…if every night before you go on stage you participate in a church potluck!
…if you hate “postmodernism” because it’s affected record sales. (EXTRA CREDIT if you preach against it!)
…if you’ve ever practiced “humility” in the mirror…
…if you’re sorta/kinda dating this girl…
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Ha ha, awesome! Great list. I think I know a few people who fit under more than one of those descriptions…
This is funny.
…if you’ve ever done the “windmill” while playing “Mighty to Save.” (EXTRA CREDIT if you throw pics after praise & worship.) LOL
lol amazing. where is part 1?
@Relevant-ISH Pastor:
Part 1 is linked at the top now. It was at the bottom…
lol i remember now, i even commented on it and was hilarious i might add
Funny stuff!
Wow…so true. I’m around Christian rock stars too much, I think. All these behaviors are starting to seem normal. Especially the hair.
“if you’ve ever practiced “humility” in the mirror”
that is hilarious.
I know I am not a Christian Rock Star. But, I have had the honor of using the urinal next to the one Tom Howard was using after he finished a concert at Greenville College.
(I had friends who welcomed me backstage.)
There are times I’m sure Larry Norman and Barry McGuire say “What have I wrought?”
I haven’t read the whole thing but did you remember doing motions for Awesome God, Lord I Life Your Name on High and Big House or Waves of Mercy
I added more to the other thread before I realized how old it was. Hahah.
Good stuff. Having been heavily involved in the festival/concert side of the Christian music industry, it’s amazing how after awhile, they all look the same.
the picture combo had me laughing out loud!! hilarious!
classic.
the Jesus + Kurt Cobain + Suze Orman killllled me.
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…if you hate “postmodernism” because it’s affected record sales. (EXTRA CREDIT if you preach against it!)”
yeah, but, EXTRA CREDIT if you’re friends with Don Miller or Rob Bell as a marketing tool.
I don’t get the last one…