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A Christian writer ruins one of the greatest songs of all time…

The Friendly Atheist mentioned this interesting tidbit last week. 

Apparently, WORLD magazine’s Marvin Olasky is on a crusade to take every good song ever written captive and make them slaves to Christ. That’s what he wrote in a December op-ed piece, an op-ed piece that began like this: Atheists don’t exist. Everyone believes in a god of some sort. Atheists
even know that God exists. Chapter 1 of Romans tells us that, and so
does a piece of lesser evidence: “Hallelujah,” a song written by
Canada’s Leonard Cohen, initially released 28 years ago but decade by
decade resonating ever more powerfully.

That’s right. Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah” is Olasky’s first musical victim. 

After I read what Olasky did to the lyrics, I literally gasped. It’s like a scene out of Silence of the Lambs. But I’ll stop and share Olasky’s proposed lyrical modification…

I’ve heard there was a secret chord
That David played, it pleased the Lord. 
But You don’t love us for our music, do You?
Sin goes like this: The fourth, the fifth,
Adam’s fall, the major rift,
The baffled king neglecting Hallelujah.
Chorus: Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah.

Nathan said, “I see your lust.
You violate a soldier’s trust.
Your pride, your pomp, at night they overthrew you.
You steal, you kill, you get your way,
But God has said, your child will pay, 
And from your lips He’ll draw the Hallelujah.”
Chorus: 4X Hallelujah

David prayed, “Have mercy, Lord,
You saved me from Goliath’s sword.
Yes, I lived for self before I knew you.
Now, more evil in your sight,
So I give up, I cannot fight. 
Mine’s a cold and broken Hallelujah.”
Chorus: 4X Hallelujah

“Blood your hyssop, I’ll be clean.
Wash me so my sin’s not seen.
Give me of your Holy Spirit, will you? 
Create in me a new, clean heart.
Give me now a strong, fresh start, 
So every breath I draw is Hallelujah.”
Chorus: 4X Hallelujah

“You don’t delight in sacrifice.
You don’t excuse our secret vice.
You want from us a broken spirit, do you?
You’ve shown me what I did was wrong.
I’ll stand before You, Lord of song, 
With nothing on my tongue but Hallelujah.”
Chorus: 8X Hallelujah (SOURCE)

I know, right?! 

SILENCE OF THE LAMBS.

Olasky’s version of “Hallelujah” is like a neo-reformer’s musical wet dream.

Anyway, some folks have already recorded Olasky’s version and posted them on YouTube. Here’s one of those fine performances…

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  • Danny Anderson says:

    Wow. That is embarrassing. We are all a little more shamed than we were before. I witnessed a similar debacle this Fall at the local fair. A Christian "blues" band sanctified Stevie Wonder’s "Signed, Sealed, Delivered." You can imagine my horror.

  • Mary Burklin says:

    Is it wrong that I mostly just find this hilarious?

  • Pam says:

    Noooo!
    Is Olasky familiar with the history of the song? Cohen wrote it, but John Cale’s responsible for the famous arrangement. Apparently there were 16 pages of lyrics and Cale went through and ‘picked out the naughty verses’. It’s a little weird to try and sanctify naughty versus, don’t you think? I guess Olasky disagrees.

    Finally – new blog layout has some commenting problems. I wanted to edit my comment and it just wiped the whole thing. Not sure if it’s doing that to others.

  • Ryan Straits says:

    Apparently you never heard Lincoln Brewster’s "Christian-ized" version either: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHPcioYjhmg

  • Jeremy JB Burgess says:

    This is worse than when, while working for a christian radio station, I was approached by a record guy who wanted me to add a song called, "Hosanna", by The Pinnacle Project.

    And yes…. you’re correct in your assumption… it was sung to the tune of "Rosanna" by Toto.

    "All I wanna do when I get up in the morning is praise your naaaaammmmeee…… HOSANNA, HOSANNA!"

    The record guy I’m referring to is a big fan of MPT, so I won’t further embarrass him here by dropping his name.

  • Jay says:

    So how does Marvin feel about Bataille?