Do you want to help restore Stephen Baldwin? He needs your money. If you’d like to donate, there’s a new website you might be interested in learning about: The Restoration of Stephen Baldwin.
At first, I thought this website was satire…
According to the website…
Stephen Baldwin of the famous “Baldwin Brothers” Hollywood clan is a veteran actor who has starred in over 60 films and TV shows. He is no stranger to the Hollywood life of glitz, glamour and the public eye.
In 2002, he had an experience that changed his life forever. He became Born Again Christian, giving his life to Jesus Christ. Over the next few years, he became very vocal about his faith, using his spotlight to boldly preach the gospel. However, because of this convictions it has caused him the loss…
BALDWIN IS THE NEW JOB? (Not kidding.)
Again, according to the website…
Long ago, when God restored Job he used Token Gifting as the mechanism for his restoration. The scripture says “everyone who had known him before came and ate with him in his house…each one gave him a piece of silver and a gold ring” Job 42:10-11 “All Who Know Him” each gave a token gift which resulted in the restoration of Job. This same simple mechanism is the vision behind this movement. As the Body of Christ, we are the greatest force on earth. What if 10% of the 159 million Christians in America gave a Token Gift? What if 10% of the worlds 2 billion Christians gave a token gift? What would the media have to say about such an event?
When I was an editor at Crosswalk.com, Ted wrote movie reviews. Watch his endorsement here; he’s not joking.
I can only assume that those who created the website aren’t joking either.
Q- Why doesn’t his family help him?
A- His family does not perceive Stephen’s predicament as a matter of spiritual warfare. They see Stephen’s outspoken Christianity as poor choices therefore they will not help. [I blame Biodome. Jesus hasn’t hurt Stephen’s career nearly as much as co-starring in a movie with Pauly Shore.]
Q- What happened to his wealth?
A- When he became an outspoken Christian in 2002 his income went down by 70% when he refused roles with gratuitous sex and violence. [Right. I get it. So instead of doing sexy roles or violent roles, he decided to become a reality TV instead. That makes sense.]
Q- If Stephen was not involved how did you get permission to do this?
A- Daniel Southern is Stephen’s spiritual advisor and the President of Stephen’s ministries. We contacted Daniel who gave us written permission to build the site. [How much is Daniel getting paid as president of Stephen ministries? Maybe he’d donate his salary. Or perhaps talk with Spencer and Heidi!]
Q- Why does Stephen need personal wealth?
A- Stephen’s influence is in Hollywood. Hollywood worships money and without it you are seen as a loser and cannot be an effective influence to this group. [Oh, my. Surely you could have written a better answer to this question. Take my advice: blame Biodome.]
Q- How much money does he need?
A- From what I read in public court documents Stephen needs several million dollars to pay all of his creditors but he deserves hundreds of millions for his Job like faithfulness in the face of relentless loss and persecution. [Has his wife cursed him yet? Have his children been smited by God? Is his story Holy-Spirit inspired?! Yeah, he’s not Jobish.)
READ THE REST OF THE Q&A HERE.
So, are you willing to support Hollywood’s Job?!
I still think this is satire. Or should be.
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