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“I just wanted to tell you that I love your fish sticks.” -Jesus
“After you finish confessing your sin, do you mind if we re-enact that scene from ‘Lion King’? But I get to play the baboon.” -Jesus

“[Laughs] that really tickles. Smells great. But tickles.” -Jesus
“If I ever get my hands on the guy who wrote that poem, so help me I’ll….” -Jesus

“Yes, I did heal her, but she reached for the hem of my robe.” -Jesus

And after he had baptized Jesus, John the Baptist snapped his fingers and declared, “Work it, girl.”
“Do you ever have days when you feel not-so fresh?” -Boy
“Yes, I promise; if you drink my Living Water, you’ll never thirst again and you’ll become the most famous whore in history.” -Jesus
“I think I’ll make this one a Cabernet Sauvignon.”

“Sticks and stones may break….” -Jesus writing

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