“Listen, the song says I love red, yellow, black, and white kids. And this was somebody’s attempt to convey that message to the little red ones. But they made the mistake of naming it ‘How.'” -Jesus
President Obama preparing to calm the health care industry.
Sweet. The first verse in the Gospel of John makes sooooo much more sense now.
I wonder if the clouds would hold me, too–like I’m their baby.
I wonder if the clouds would hold me, too–like I’m their baby.
“At that exact moment I was predetermining Diana Ross’s career as well as the manner in which British women would sit on horses.” -Jesus
I hear a lisp.
“Well, technically I am the vine and the branches.” -Jesus
Cheesy, bite-sized, and containing enough preservatives to live forever underneath a sofa cushion–yeah, I’ve gone to church with this Jesus before.
Jesus doing the Care Bear Stare.
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Isn’t that last one a scene out of Raiders of the Lost Ark?
“I hear a lisp” that’s the funniest yet.
Loved the lisp one too, I probably would have had something come out of my nose had I been drinking anything.
“Care Bear Stare” FTW!!
Cleft palate Jesus?
CARE BEAR STARE!!!
wow, i needed that.
the care bear stare kills me