I’ve got some terrible news. Jesus isn’t “The Potter” after all. We Christians love thinking about him putting us on his little spinning wheel and molding us into a nice vase or cup or plate. But he doesn’t do pottery. Because he IS pottery.
That’s right; Jesus is clay–just like you and me. And wouldn’t you know it, somebody has been busy molding him into things that just don’t seem very Jesusy.
Of course, after I thought about it, it occurred to me that church people have been doing the same exact thing for centuries.
Jesus sitting in a circle at youth group eating pizza!
“So, kids, what have I been teaching you lately?”
Jesus catching a frisbee!
“Look dudes, no feet!”
Jesus playing air guitar or air fiddle.
“It’s sort of cool to play ‘Highway to Heaven’ when you are the actual highway to heaven.”
Jesus talking on his cell phone and holding… hmm… a pussy willow? A really big match? A staff?
“Yo, you’re not bothering me, bro. Yeah, I’m just watching my sheep! What’s going on?”
What cool new positions would you mold your Jesus into if you could…
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Yeah, Jesus is getting a bit moldy. JUST KIDDING.
i wonder what Jesus is playing on the air guitar? hmmm…
I think it’s a shepherd’s crook, but seen from a weird angle. Anyhow, interesting poses… in an SCA sort of way…
I would mold Jesus into Chuck Norris. Then Chuck Norris would side kick the devil in the head. LOL Oh, Jesus already did that? My bad.
Jesus on roller skates or jesus figure skating or jesus chilling in a hammock or jesus pushing a grocery cart or jesus fishing…there are so many neat things you could do with Jesus 🙂
My kids would love these. But then again they might completely creep them out.
very funny. Where do you find this stuff?
J.
It might be interesting to see Claymation Jesus as one of Madonna’s backup singer/dancers on her “Like a Virgin” tour. After all, he does make one “feel all shiny and new.”
Or maybe he could be molded into the guy who recruits blood donors for the local bloodmobile. The “I gave, and so can you” T-shirt would take on a whole new meaning if he were to wear it.
Most people I know wouldn’t want a Claymation Jesus, though. Instead, I think they’ve got their hearts set on a Jesus bobblehead (always nodding in agreement with whatever they say and think.)
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Woops – Here’s the link:
Jesus Claymation