“It was after Easter, so I wore white.”–Jesus
“This one was taken before minks became popular.” –Jesus
Breast Cancer Awareness Jesus
“I heart muffins.”–Jesus
“Louis Giglio should have used this picture during his Passion talk. This one was actually my doing.” –Jesus
“If you ever become God, don’t ever say, ‘bibbity bobbity boo’ in public.” –Jesus
Chinese Jesus. Smiling.
“I have no comment.” –Jesus
“It was the 70s. Everybody was doing it.”–Jesus
Mergod
“The best part of that day was my scarf.” –Jesus
“Sherri Shepherd loves taking my picture.” -Jesus
“The evangelical in me thinks I should leave the other 99 and just take you to heaven.” -Jesus
“Female comic book heroes are really some of my favorite people to save. I’m a nerd at heart.” –Jesus
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“If you ever become God, don’t ever say, ‘bibbity bobbity boo’ in public.” –Jesus
Genius!
“It was the 70s. Everybody was doing it.”–Jesus
Great!
This is my favorite:
“It was the 70s. Everybody was doing it.”–Jesus
Love the pictures and captions.
There’s just so much that is disturbing about golfing instructor Jesus.
The pictures are funny, but your captions are over the top! If your writing career ever stalls, you could easily transition into caption writing. God has given you a gift–maybe a calling even. (I just “heard” that last phrase spoken in a Snagglepuss voice in my head.) I think I need sleep now. Or I could just eat breakfast while watching this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EikXugZhGxk
It brings me back…
to Saturday mornings…
to Captian Crunch cereal…
and jostling for the best seat…
good times…
great times even…
away from the cold, cruel world.
I stopped my lecture to show the Jesus pictures lol My students loved them. Thanks for spicing up my psychology class 🙂
the golfing kids… just wrong.
This is great stuff. Keeps the dialogue going.
@ttm’s comment was cracking me up! I too am a Snagglepuss fan. Hilarious.
Oh yeah and your pics are pretty funny too, MPT. 😉
I have to say, I thought really hard before posting this – but whatever angle I try look at it the Chinese Jesus strikes me as racist, maybe I misinterpreted it cos no one else has said anything but… you can’t see his eyes cos when chinese people smile their eyes disappear? was it meant any other way? Please let me know cos it’s an honest question.
This is disturbing.