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5 reasons you should buy ‘the end is now’

By July 4, 2009Blog


1) The End is Now: A Novel by Rob Stennett is well-written, HILARIOUS, and provocative. You gotta love the word provocative. It sounds so scandalous and sexy. But really, it’s just provocative. (I just scared away the Nazarenes. But Christians minus the Nazarenes is still a HUGE audience!)

2) Read what is written on the book’s back cover! One week from tomorrow, at precisely 6:11 in the morning, the rapture or apocalypse or Armageddon or whatever else it is you’d prefer to call it, is going to occur. But only in Goodland, Kansas. Stuck in the middle is the Henderson family: Jeff, a struggling salesman who lives with a nagging fear that something will happen to his family; Will, who’s just trying to figure out life in the fifth grade; Emily, whose greatest concern is that she won’t be nominated homecoming queen; and his Amy, who is growing stir-crazy from being a housewife for eighteen years—and is convinced this was God’s plan B for her life. The Hendersons are longtime residents of Goodland, Kansas, a small Midwest town where nothing new or exciting ever happens … until now. Are the recent happenings and catastrophic weather mere coincidence, or more? The town spirals into chaos and confusion as its residents discover the end is no longer near—the end is now.

3) Author Rob Stennett is a friend of mine. Well, we’ve never actually met in person. We met on Facebook. But who cares, right?

4) If you click on the link below and buy Rob’s book, I will make 2 cents! How’s that for full disclosure? I know, I’m such a money hungry fool. (What can I say–we need the 2 cents.)

5) Within the pages of The End is Now, there’s a crazy sex scene that reads like a screenplay written by that guy who wrote Eyes Wide Shut starring Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman! (OK, now I’ve scared away the Baptists.) But the rest of you are curious to read it, huh? You dirty little Presbyterians. 🙂 I’M JOKING! There’s no sex scene, silly. Zondervan published this title, so you know it’s safe for the entire family. (Whew! The Baptists are back.)

But seriously, support Rob by giving this, his second title a chance! It’s good.

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  • Jesse says:

    Hey! I’m a Nazarene, and I LOVE being provoked! Ease up, OK?

  • Anonymous says:

    Gosh you are funny, but I still like the Baptist hotline.

  • Dustin says:

    I live in Goodland. What day did you say? Being an early adopter in the test market area is always a plus! 🙂

  • Billy says:

    Easily the best review for a book I have read. I think the baptists are still mad but still a big market that you have not scared away yet