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christian kids draw the darndest things! (these are real)

By April 6, 2009Blog

After researching the site www.ObjectiveMinistries.org, I’ve decided to delete this post. Please forgive me for misleading you. When I received the pictures, it was my understanding they were real. I should have fact checked that before posting them!

As always, thank you for reading my blog.

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  • Andrew Myers says:

    What’s with the coffee? I don’t like it either, but I don’t think that everyone who drinks it is going to hell… Or will be smitten by it.

  • if you go to hell for drinking coffee, i’m royally screwed.

    where do you get this stuff, mpt? you make me LOL, for reals.

  • Terroni says:

    First of all, Mark, there are no elephants in hell.

  • Angela says:

    Some of these made me wan to cry.

  • thebrewster says:

    pretty much amazing. i think i knew half of these artists when i was in bible school.

  • There is something sketchy about these, I don’t know if these are really kid’s drawings…there is an interesting pattern here…the coffee, the lamb was always drawn kinda’ the same and the two spots where the word “athiest” was present it was spelled wrong…hmmm

  • Sarah says:

    You know, I thought my barista looked like a Satanist. Come to think of it, he’s probably the antichrist, uniting all customers with the promise of peace and prosperity under one globalized system of latte ordering.

    These are classic drawings! Thanks for posting them!

  • Anonymous says:

    man… where do you find these!?? thanks for making us laugh – and cry! yikes!!

  • Kelley R. says:

    Sadly (well, maybe more like fortunately…) they are not actually real, at least not all of them.

    http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/

    The Lamb, Atheist Goat and Hindu Elephant are all recurring characters on this spoof website. The coffee references are a Meme from the same site as well.

    You can even buy certain *ahem* undergarments with pictures of the characters and their favorite sayings on them.

    The site is pretty funny. Just not real.

  • David says:

    I highly doubt Jesus takes pleasure in people spending eternity without him or his Father.

    “For God loved the world so much that He gave His one and only Son, so that all who believe in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. God sent His Son into the world not to judge the world, but to save the world through him.”

  • machoo says:

    I agree with some of these comments. I smell a rat. In fact, I’m starting to doubt the whole site…especially after it references Landover Baptist. Being an artist and exercising a little art therapy (which analyzes artwork), I notice too many trends between the work. Almost all done with MS Painter. The linework is too clean and the composition too developed to be a child’s. I doubt any of these were made by children. In each picture, the 4 Kidz animals were rendered perfectly. Even the crayon drawing with Jesus and the kids going to save the heathens….the lettering doesn’t clash with the rainbow. Even the most talented kids that I have worked with wouldn’t have avoided making that mistake.

  • Juliet says:

    Thanks for that comment David – I totally agree.

  • Terroni says:

    Real or not, I stand by my comment regarding elephants.

    All pachyderms go to heaven.
    For reals, yo.