And if you look at the bottom of the book, the author wrote another one called “If God Loves Me, Why Can’t I Get My Locker Open!”
For real, yo.
In high school, my locker door sucked. It was always getting stuck.
Today it’s the trunk of my wife’s car. That thing never opens properly. Yo, what’s up, God?
Seriously.
So who wants to practice being awesome with me?
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What really makes this book awesome is that John Tesh is on the cover.
…wow, this hits close to home…I actually received this very book for High School graduation…in 1992…I found it fairly interesting, and since I never, ever throw out books I might even find it somewhere in my stacks…thanks for this little trip down amnesia lane, here…
Okay, so I don’t usually LOL when I’m by myself, but I just LOL-ed and scared the guy who sits next to me at work…hilarious!
I need to practice a lot more because awesome I’m not.
I do, I do!
::: putting on Awesomeness factor x8 like it was sunblock :::
Awesomeness.
for clarification:
Do I have to figure out how to be cool before I practice the awesomeness? I just want to make sure I do it in the right order so I don’t have to start over at some point…
My wife owned that book and I am not EVEN kidding.
In related news, she is still awesome.
you kill me… 🙂
My brother had the “why can’t I get my locker open” book! Just hearing the title sent me reeling back into some 1980s nightmare. Wow.
Ok so one year for christmas in an attempt to make me love jesus I actually got “If God Loves Me, Why Can’t I Get My Locker Open!” from my mom with a Carman tape.
Yep.
No Dice
Psh, yeah awesome takes practice. I’ve been practicing awesome since 1983!
Um, that wasn’t very Christ-like was it? Not awesome. Guess I need more practice. 😛
i’m already awesome
I want that book cover on a t-shirt
This book was published in 1988. That means we’ve been using “awesome” in the vernacular for 20 years and we haven’t come up with anything new. What does that say about us, as a society?
Per Amazon, those who bought “Anybody Can Be Cool…” also bought “If the Devil Made You Do it You Blew It,” “I Can Has Cheezburger LOL Cat Colleckshun,” and “How To Get A Life.”
My brother also received this for a graduation present from the church we were attending at the time. Somehow I inherited it. Currently, it’s sitting on the shelf with all the other Christian inspiration books. I’d be happy to send it your way 🙂
half.com has plenty of these books for sale if you want one. As low as 75 cents!! I might get one just for laughs.