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GIVEAWAY: win a copy of ‘angry conversations with god’

By March 11, 2009Blog


Today’s post is all about my new friend Susan E. Isaac’s book Angry Conversations With God: A Snarky But Authentic Spiritual Memoir. In addition to introducing you to a fantastic book and writer, I’m also lucky enough to be able to offer a FIVE lucky blog readers a free copy of Susan’s book! MORE ON THAT IN JUST A SECOND.

I’m excited about Susan’s book for many reasons: It’s honest and funny–at times, hysterically funny! Unlike a lot of writers who publish books in the Christian market, Susan’s voice and tone is distinct, lively, and passionate. I mean, anybody can learn to construct sentences in order to tell a story. But the writers whose work you long to read put “themselves” down on paper. That’s not something easily learned. I have a feeling that Susan didn’t really have to learn that, because it seems to be a part of who she is, to capture in words her engaging, broken, even ballsy persona.

The stories she tells in Angry Conversations are sometimes raw, and for some, they will perhaps be too raw. Honestly, I’m thankful that Susan doesn’t retell her experiences in the gingerly I-don’t-want-to-offend-any-Christians sort-of way that so many writers who have Christian publishing deals tend to do. Susan let’s the ugliness of her story hangout, makes the reader a little uncomfortable, and then sometimes surprises us with a redemptive conclusion.

OK, I’ll admit, and I believe Susan would want me to, once in a while there’s a little over-spiritualized “cheese” in Angry Conversation. You know, the stuff that will make some people cry and others roll their eyes. But one thing is for sure: Angry Conversations is original. It’s not perfect, but in my opinion, the best books aren’t. Why? Because perfection isn’t human, and let’s face it, when we read a memoir we need that human element, that emotional connection that whispers to us as we read: I know exactly how she feels. That happens over and over again in this book.

This is the kind of book that you will read and feel compelled to tell 4 or 5 of your friends about. I highly recommend it.

So, if you don’t want to wait to see if you will WIN one of the 5 copies from the publisher, BUY IT NOW BY CLICKING HERE. You are going to LOVE it. And if you don’t, send me an email and complain! I love getting those kinds of emails.

AND COME ON, DONALD MILLER LOVES SUSAN’S BOOK!

Donald Miller said this about Angry Conversations: “If King David were a woman, and were funny, he’d be Susan Isaacs. And the thing about this book is: it surprises you. There are lines in it you won’t see coming. You’ll be handing this book to somebody else about a month from now, thinking ‘maybe this will help them understand me.’ You’ll do that because it helped you understand yourself first.”

MY SNARKY BUT AUTHENTIC INTERVIEW WITH SUSAN

Matthew: Hi Susan! Thank you for taking the time to chat with me. As you know I’ve been writing on my blog about how good I think your book is. And gosh, I’m in good company. I mean, you know a book is good when somebody like DONALD MILLER dubs you the female version of King David! Wow. That’s pretty cool. So, do you have a friend named Bathsheba?

Susan: Well if I had stayed single any longer, I may have ended up with a cat named Bathsheba. I was seriously considering naming my cat “Cheryl.” Don was kind to say that about me; but maybe he was referring to all the bone-headed mistakes King David made in his life. Cuz I did that.

Matthew: Speaking of your book, the premise of Angry Conversations is that you take God to “couple’s counseling”? But can I ask you this: uh, how does that work if you’re a dude?

Susan: I’ve always wondered how you guys deal with being the “Bride of Christ?” Or for that matter, how does a guy sing girlie worship songs to Jesus every Sunday and still keep his cojones? Whatever that takes, you’d have to bring that resolve into the counseling room. Use lots of “Man, I love you man!”

Matthew: See, I’m inclined to think that, if I’d written your book, it would have been called Passive Aggressive Conversations With God, mostly because I’m weak like that, Susan–so, I want to know how you mustered up the courage to get really mad at God?

Susan: Haaa. Passive Aggressive conversations. LMAO (that’s “arse”). Well I grew up with a rageaholic father, so Dad kinda broke the ice, when it came to anger. And if you hit forty and your life bottoms out, the proverbial kid gloves come off. Trust me. Actually they came off at 35. Just warning you.

Matthew: Great to hear! I’m 35 now. At least, I’ll have something to write about. OK–moving on–so I’m pretty sure my blog readers will be interested to hear that you starred in an episode of Seinfeld. So, I’m assuming that means you met Jerry? (I actually sat really close to him at a hip diner in NYC one time. But I couldn’t get him to look at me.) Anyway, that must have been pretty cool. So when you met Jerry, did you have an angry conversation with him, too?

Susan: I was on the show in its seventh season; they were monstrously successful by then and had their walls up. Jerry gave me his cursory “hey.” Julia gave me her friendly ‘Hey!” and Michael Richards didn’t look at me — he’s a foot and a half taller than the rest of the world, he doesn’t make eye contact he’s so tall. Jason Alexander was such a Broadway vet; he sat around a picnic table with most of the guest cast and talked about New York theater. Now if Jerry had made conversation with me, I probably would have clammed up. I never thought he was a brilliant actor, but when I watched him and Larry David work out the jokes each day I was kind of floored. They really knew what made something work.

Matthew: One last question, Susan. Can you offer my blog readers some advice on how to be funny? I mean, your book is pretty dang hilarious at times.

Susan: Tell the truth, don’t hold back. Be willing to be vulnerable and wrong and stupid! 2) Things are funny when you make yourself look silly. 3) Be be specific. Specifics always ground any story (comedic or not) in things you can see and touch and taste. For instance, what’s funnier? Saying, “I love cheese.” OR saying, “I love a good gherkin on a cracker.” And yeah, words with P and K are funny. DUH. It’s because they’re percussive. They startle the listener.

Matthew: P and K, huh? I do like a good P-word. I also think L-words are funny. But probably for different reasons. Anyway, hey Susan, can I ask you one more question. Uh, are you mad at me?

Susan: You MoFo, you STOLE my book cover idea! The whole “boy putting on his clip-on tie,” that was MY CHILDHOOD! YOU little piece of… Oh, no. That must have been a dream. No I’m not mad at you. May the Lord bless you richly.

Matthew: You’re awesome. I totally see why Don calls you Queen David.

TO WIN A COPY OF SUSAN E. ISAACS’S ANGRY CONVERSATIONS WITH GOD, LEAVE A COMMENT!

The five (5) winners will be chosen at random and announced TOMORROW, Thursday, March 12 at 3 p.m. CENTRAL time. In order to be entered to win, comments must be left by 2 p.m. CENTRAL time. All comments left after 2 p.m. CENTRAL time will be disqualified. Winners will need to provide to me by email (MatthewPaulTurner@gmail.com) a mailing address (sorry no P.O. boxes) in order to receive their copy of Angry Conversations With God. If winners fail to send me an email with their mailing addresses, a new winner will be selected to take their place. The books will be sent to you by the publisher Faith Words.

So, leave a comment–any sort of comment–but include your name, and then, TELL A FRIEND ABOUT THIS GIVEAWAY!

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