My friend Dave Carrol (FULL DISCLOSURE: Dave’s an Eskimo in Canada who eats whale blubber and seal sandwiches) have this ongoing dialogue about the interesting terms people search that ultimately lead to our blogs. Here’s just a few of the funny things that people (not you of course… because you’re pure and innocent) search and end up finding me!
“how to tie scarves to a mic stand”
This is awesome! You just know Chris Tomlin was the one who searched this. Obviously he wants his mic stand to look like him.
“i love jesus and my gun”
And my hunting dog and that there Palin lady. Oh, and I enjoy bowling.
“yankee hater”
I love Jesus and my gun, AND I hate Yankees.
“hedge of protection condoms”
Hedge-of-Protection-condoms? No. Way. If these things exist I’m guessing they’re made by Focus on the Family or Black-n-Decker.
“matthew perry’s teeth”
As in Chandler Bing? What’s wrong with Chandler’s smile? Anybody know?
“prostitute barbie collectors item”
No comment.
“has rebecca st. james had sex yet?”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (Catch my breath.) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
But in all seriousness—no, she hasn’t. I’m pretty sure I would have received a press release.
“horton hears a who jesus“
Aw, this sounds like a really good book. And you just know that a little Who Jesus would be so cute. There could be a little Who cross and a little Who tomb. And then little Who Mary could visit the little Who tomb and realize its empty.
Oh, and Horton could get saved in the end!!!
“clinton kelly, wife”
OK, I get this “search” a lot. But no, Clinton Kelly doesn’t have a wife. And he’s not looking for a wife. And my wife thinks he’s awesome!
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That Rebecca St. James search term is HILARIOUS. I’m cracking up. That’s just too much. lol.
Yeah, that RSJ search is the best. Wow. Someone would really google that, I mean…of course we’re all dying to know, but still….hahah!
Yeah, well, I wrote a post called “A short story,” and my readership changed quite dramatically. Consider yourself warned, if you should ever decide to write about midget porn.
@Terroni: REALLY?!? There’s such a thing as midget porn? Or is it Little Person Porn? And I thought I’d “stumbled” over everything. LOL
@Jade: You just confessed to WANTING to know if RSJ has had sex. HAHA!! Just kidding you. That’s awesome!
Dude, clearly you’re not reading my blog. Come on over, maybe you’ll learn a thing or two.
(picking the seal blubber out of my great white teeth)
Rebbecca St James
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
That’s in the Pantheon
I’ve found the search terms people use to get there one of the really interesting things about blogging. People search for all sorts of things, some of which i’m not sure how they ended up on my sites from.
These were great!
One of the weirdest searches I ever had the led to my blog was…
“Sharing my sexy wife for money”
I’m wondering if she knew what he was thinking?
I love the RSJ comment.
Now how do I find out what people are searching for that lands them on my blog?