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snort your way to heaven!

By May 29, 2008Blog


Looking for a spiritual high? Something to uplift your spirits? Bread and grape juice not enough?

Why not give cocaine Jesus a try? Mmm. Just thinking about that makes my left nostril want to sing praise and worship songs.

Even if you don’t have Jesus in your heart, this Jesus will certainly make you feel like you’ve died on gone to Heaven!

Where can I get some?

I’m kidding.

But this might be one way to get college students interested in Jesus again. Just a thought Campus Crusade!

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