The editors of the “What You Didn’t Learn From Your Parents About” series talk Smitty!
We know, We know. You can’t contain yourself now that you know Michael W. Smith is releasing another Christmas record, huh? So you’ve gone back into your CD collection and pulled out Smitty’s first holiday record (yeah, the one he made in the 80s!) and also his god-awful second holiday record (it makes a great holiday coaster!) and you’re listening to them again and realizing what you really knew all along: You did not need to hear Michael W. Smith sing “Away In the Manger” or “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas.”
We (the editors) agree.
Smitty,
We love you, but…
Come on, W: The Not-So Great Singer! We hate to break it to you, guy, but Christmas is so not your season. Stick to singing worship songs in church services! As long as you remain behind your piano and NEVER do those karate kicks during “Secret Ambition” ever again, there will always be an audience who really cares. We promise we’ll totally be there, man! With signs!!!
We know you want to be cool, so here’s some advice. Take it or um, go west, young man…
1) NO MORE KARATE KICKS! EVER! (We know we mentioned this before, but just in case you forgot once again that you aren’t Bono, we thought we’d mention it again.)
2) TWO WORDS: INSTRUMENTAL ALBUMS! (“Freedom” rocked, man. Yes, it was little like Yanni, but man, we like us some Yanni once in a while. Heck, maybe you could even grow the hair out!)
3) LEAVE LEELAND ALONE. (You’re not his dad. And we don’t want you influencing him until he’s a little bit older and wiser. You’re not his dad, right?)
4) REALITY TV SHOW, MAYBE? (Hey, it’s worked for a lot of people; go on VH-1 and live with other celebrities and play board games! We’d watch! Heck, we already do.)
5) STOP DROPPING THE PRESIDENT’S NAME. (We know you and Dubya play golf and chat about music together and then talk Iraq strategy, and back in 2003, we thought that was almost awesome.)
PS: And we hate to say it, but you can’t act, Smitty. Just thought we’d throw that out there. No more ‘second chances.”
Merry Christmas! (from the editors)
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