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CHOCOLATE JESUS CANCELLED

By March 31, 2007Blog

Why? Catholic leaders complained about the candied crucifix.

But don’t worry; it’s my understanding that church leaders still maintain crucifixes made out of gold, bronze, wood, stainless steel, pewter, and plastic are Holy Church approved.

Praise Jesus!

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  • ttm says:

    I was raised in a Christian home and attended a Pentecostal church during those years. The only time I caught glimpses of crucifixes was during those “necessary” forays into Lutheran and Catholic churches like when our favorite babysitter got married and when my best friend was confirmed.

    I was in my twenties when I first realized that Jesus might have been (GASP!) NAKED when he was crucified. Not too long ago that suspicion was verified by an expository pastor who does his homework pretty carefully. Greek, Hebrew, you know the drill…he is probably listed in the credits somewhere on all those subtitled Mel Gibson films. Any way, he said the most likely scenario was that Jesus was completely naked as he hung on the cross.

    I wonder if all of those gold, bronze, wood, stainless steel, pewter, and plastic crucifixes depict Christ with a loincloth.

    Matthew, I sure hope that Minnesota woman and her children don’t read your blog. Imagine the mother’s horror if she were to discover that you not only say the “P-WORD”, you display an image of a *NIPSE* (scrambled for the protection of any young children reading this blog without their mothers’ permission), too!