jesus pictures of the day

Yay! Jesus brought sparkle dust.

Wow, this is awkward. Young Jesus looks a lot like his earthly father.

 “No, no, no. The size of my hands has NOTHING to do with the size of my redemption.” -Jesus

“Even I don’t know the worldly whereabouts of Matt Lauer.” -Jesus

It’s true what they say about Jesus…

 

… He never changes.

 

 

“No, don’t go! I don’t care if you’re a slutty Samaritan girl. I’m not my Father’s religion. Well, I am in some ways. But I’m not in a lot of ways. It’s all really hard to understand. But know this: I think you’re awesome!” -Jesus

“Stop smelling me, John.” -Jesus

“No, lady, you got the wrong resurrection. I’m Gandalf the White.”

“You can’t hurry love. No, you’ll just have to wait. I say love don’t come easy. It’s a game of give and take…” -Jesus singing. 

“We’re playing ring-around-the-rosy whether you guys want to or not!” -Jesus

 

 

I hear John 3:16 with a lisp.

After good food and wine, Jesus gets down on one knee and asks the Church to marry him. We’re still deciding.

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