A new date has been set for the RAPTURE! According to Biblical scholar Harold Camping (the Montgomery Burns-looking fellow in the above picture), Christians who believe in the rapture should set their watches for May 21, 2011…
In addition to being a scholar, Mr. Camping is also a numbers guy. Not a Joel-Osteen sort of numbers guy, but sort of like a Dionne-Warwick sort of numbers guy.
By Camping’s understanding, the Bible was dictated by God and every word and number carries a spiritual significance. He noticed that particular numbers appeared in the Bible at the same time particular themes are discussed.
In other words…
The number 5, Camping concluded, equals “atonement.” Ten is “completeness.” Seventeen means “heaven.” (from the article!)
(HINT: Remember those numbers/biblical terms!)
But how did Camping get to his May 21, 2011 conclusion? Jesus gave them to him! Actually, according to Camping, Jesus did sort of give him the numbers… read below!
“Christ hung on the cross April 1, 33 A.D.,” he began. “Now go to April 1 of 2011 A.D., and that’s 1,978 years.”
(People born in 1978 are actually angels)
Camping then multiplied 1,978 by 365.2422 days – the number of days in each solar year, not to be confused with a calendar year. Next, Camping noted that April 1 to May 21 encompasses 51 days. Add 51 to the sum of previous multiplication total, and it equals 722,500.
(Where did Harold get the number 51? I thought he’s the one who came up with 5-21.)
Camping realized that (5 x 10 x 17) x (5 x 10 x 17) = 722,500.
Or put into words: (Atonement x Completeness x Heaven), squared.
“Five times 10 times 17 is telling you a story,” Camping said. “It’s the story from the time Christ made payment for your sins until you’re completely saved.
(I wonder if Camping considered the formula below.)
“I tell ya, I just about fell off my chair when I realized that,” Camping said.
Anybody remember this book? I do…
MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOLKS: Jesus WILL NOT return on May 21, 2011
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