“Don’t be afraid, girls; watch this.” And suddenly a great light shined around Jesus’s head. “See? My noggin will light our way to Company B. And I’m sure your bugles will be there waiting for us.”
“It’s squashier than I thought it would be.” -Man poking Jesus’s palm
While visiting Mississippi on Halloween, Jesus went fishing dressed up as Maryanne from Gilligan’s Island
“He say he bring soap, hot dog, and missionary position.” –A tribal member
“Are you really going to be our new daddy?! Please, Jesus. Please stay and be out new daddy! Mommy says that even though our real daddy is a deadbeat, that you will never leave us like our other daddy did.” -Little girl in the blue dress
“I know I can’t be the only one here who thinks the Pointer Sisters are fabulous.” -Jesus
And suddenly, Jesus and John the Baptist understood every single lyric to the Prince song, “When Doves Cry.”
“Me so nice.” -Jesus
A rare glimpse of Jesus’s lazy eye
Barbra Streisand pretending to be Jesus
One more thing we can blame Casting Crowns for
Sent to me by friend and writer Ed Cyzewski
“Stop it, Jesus! You know better than to practice God’s calling on your life around me!” -Mary, mother of Jesus
Uh, but is he good with money?
“Go away, Martha! Go. Away. Mary’s already washed my feet. You’re too late. And don’t blame me when nobody wants to be like ‘Martha’!” -Jesus
The untold story of Mary Magdalene’s gay friends meeting Jesus moments before his crucifixion
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