proof jesus still needs new pr…

I did a radio interview the other night. While I waited my turn, a guy from Promise Keepers was interviewed…

Interviewer: “Now it’s time for Tom (name changed) from Promise Keepers to give us another helpful lesson about how to teach our kids biblical principles. Go ahead Tom; tell us something that you do to teach your kids about the Bible.”

Tom: “Well, guys, a few weeks ago, in effort to teach my two boys (10 and 13) a biblical lesson, I had them stand in the backyard. I put blindfolds on them.”

(Insert awkward audience reaction here.)

Tom: “And then I said, ‘Boys, what do you believe is the most powerful weapon in all of the world?'” One of my sons said, ‘Is the answer guns, dad?’ And the other said, ‘I think it’s bombs!’ I told them that they were both wrong! And that’s when I put into their hands the biggest cow tongue I could find (warmed up in the microwave, of course!) and told them that the Bible teaches us that the ‘tongue’ is the most dangerous weapon in all of the world.”

(Moo!)

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