“You were right; Dad definitely did not create you for riding.” –Jesus
“Have you seen my sister Gretel, fine sir?” –Hansel
“Keep walking, Children! You’re almost to the Pearly Gates. I told you the way was narrow. Forgot to mention the stairs.” –Jesus
“Consider my blond highlights and how they will only last for a season. But I do not worry.” -Jesus
No one’s slick as Jesus
No one’s quick as Jesus
No one’s neck is as incredibly thick as Jesus
No one’s quick as Jesus
No one’s neck is as incredibly thick as Jesus
(thanks to @TommySmith for the above photo)
Sincerely,
Seattle.
Seattle.
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Is anybody else hearing, “Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice…”?
Bjork Jesus
“This was a bad idea. Gives little kiddies the idea that they can put words in my mouth. But yeah, Lifeway has sold a ton of them.” –Jesus
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You always make me smile my friend….. as if we have a true clue what Jesus looks like.. I am fine with how He is in me…in my life… until I do see Him…that will be amazing…
((HUGS)) and blessings to you!
Heather Siebens @AliveinMe
brilliant.
is it just me, or does the thick neck Jesus look like Billy Ray Cyrus?
Hate to correct you, but since the whole Cushing’s thing, my neck is WAY thicker than Jesus’… I wonder if that makes me holier than the rest of you since I’m evidently more Christ-like?
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Where in the world do you find these things?!?!?!?
the giraffe one really made me laugh. good one. i have to ask the same as gitz, where do you find these pics?
Hilarious! I needed to lighten up today….this did it!
I find it all quite Blasphemous!!!
Bart
aka Dromedary Hump
is it just me but thick neck Jesus looks really constipated.