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God used THIS evangelical prophet to expose a terrorist sleeper cell on US/Canadian border

Dang, y’all. Thank God Cindy Jacobs is on our side. What must it be like inside the brain of this famous evangelical prophet? She must be a stressed-out mess. Because she can’t even take a vacation to Niagara Falls without God bothering her with messages regarding Muslims organizing terrorist attacks.

She was at an undisclosed restaurant near Niagara Falls, NY when God told her about the Muslims’ diabolical plan to blowup something somewhere. Oddly, God didn’t tell her to call 911 or the CIA or the Department of Homeland Security and share with them this important information. No, doing that would have made NO SENSE. Instead, God told Cindy to go and share the information with a group of men who were sitting at a table nearby. AND GUESS WHAT?!?!? Those men ended up being PASTORS!!! But not only that… they were also SUPER-FANS of Cindy’s ministry! So that’s who she told… a group of fans… and THANK GOD, TOO… because you know what they did?! They started a prayer chain. 

And all God’s people said…

Ughmen.

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