Yay! Jesus brought sparkle dust.
Wow, this is awkward. Young Jesus looks a lot like his earthly father.
“No, no, no. The size of my hands has NOTHING to do with the size of my redemption.” -Jesus
“Even I don’t know the worldly whereabouts of Matt Lauer.” -Jesus
It’s true what they say about Jesus…
… He never changes.
“No, don’t go! I don’t care if you’re a slutty Samaritan girl. I’m not my Father’s religion. Well, I am in some ways. But I’m not in a lot of ways. It’s all really hard to understand. But know this: I think you’re awesome!” -Jesus
“Stop smelling me, John.” -Jesus
“No, lady, you got the wrong resurrection. I’m Gandalf the White.”
“You can’t hurry love. No, you’ll just have to wait. I say love don’t come easy. It’s a game of give and take…” -Jesus singing.
“We’re playing ring-around-the-rosy whether you guys want to or not!” -Jesus
I hear John 3:16 with a lisp.
After good food and wine, Jesus gets down on one knee and asks the Church to marry him. We’re still deciding.
