What exactly was he doing to her under that sheet? Good one. I can hear it now: “This won’t hurt. I’m just going to grope your chest a bit…It’s all for God, though. And, you’ll get a glow-in-the-dark heart as a consolation prize for your participation.”
So, uh, Tall Green-Faced Guy is God the heart transplant surgeon? And Short Green-Faced Guy is the pastor who is happy to bring God sharp implements to carve people up and even more eager to peek under the sheets? And Bushy-Ponytail Victim is the Christian who lies down willingly to be groped, cut, pummeled, and transformed? Sounds about right…
but this rendition is a little crappy. In the words of an atheist friend, “I’m waiting for the bad magic… This is bulls*^%! Interpretive dance would have been better. Oh… and there’s the interpretive dance now. Everybody put your hands in the air and wiggle them. Typical bulls*^%!”
So, is Jesus is a type of gothic Dr. Evil who has a Mini-Me to assist him to paste glowing green hearts on unsuspecting victims that are lying under sheets? This is so disturbing. Whoever came up w/ this needs to be hit on the back of the head with a hymnal.
ummmmm
Ok then. Im sorry but I dunno. hmmmmm don’t really know what to say about that.
I get the point, but, um, super creepy?
What exactly was he doing to her under that sheet? Good one. I can hear it now: “This won’t hurt. I’m just going to grope your chest a bit…It’s all for God, though. And, you’ll get a glow-in-the-dark heart as a consolation prize for your participation.”
Uber creepy.
Was that guy masturbating at the end? And then shaking hands????
So, uh, Tall Green-Faced Guy is God the heart transplant surgeon? And Short Green-Faced Guy is the pastor who is happy to bring God sharp implements to carve people up and even more eager to peek under the sheets? And Bushy-Ponytail Victim is the Christian who lies down willingly to be groped, cut, pummeled, and transformed? Sounds about right…
but this rendition is a little crappy. In the words of an atheist friend, “I’m waiting for the bad magic… This is bulls*^%! Interpretive dance would have been better. Oh… and there’s the interpretive dance now. Everybody put your hands in the air and wiggle them. Typical bulls*^%!”
Okay, with that creepy music in the background, this goes down as one of the most awkward moments in recent Pop Christianity.
THAT’s how I get Jesus in my heart?!?
I’m out.
that was beyond weird.
As soon as I see masks like that appear, I tend to sneak toward the exit.
WTF?
i just don’t understand what is taking place here.
spooky.
So, is Jesus is a type of gothic Dr. Evil who has a Mini-Me to assist him to paste glowing green hearts on unsuspecting victims that are lying under sheets? This is so disturbing. Whoever came up w/ this needs to be hit on the back of the head with a hymnal.
Oh I get it, thats how you saved the lost!
Gosh! So many words came to mind as viewed that video that I barely know where to begin. But none of them are good.
However, it does make me nostalgic for the good old days when things like that would get you burned at the stake by “true” Christians.
MPT I trusted you! I waited, waded, through that stoopid video expecting to get scared.
It did kinda turn me on though.
It’s the green-man group! Except they…suck.
I personally love ttm’s interpretation of this explains a whole lot about church.
Silliness.
people actually go to college to learn this brand of creativity.
Jesus needs new PR.
I don’t..this just doesn’t…make any sense…