“Open wide, Henry. I could numb the pain if I wanted to, but I think I’ll let the doctor do that instead. Darn that Eve, huh?” -Jesus
“So I hear you killed somebody yesterday.” -Jesus
“Your shoulder hurts? How does that feel? Nice, huh.” -Jesus
“Just a second or two more, Billy. Okay, stop.” -Jesus
“That green light is getting ready to turn yellow. Speed up.” -Jesus
“History, eh? You realize why they call it history. HIS-story. Get it? MY story.” -Jesus
“Okay, so you juggle AND wear a bow tie. Well, I’ll clap, but I’m not sure I can help you, son.” -Jesus
“Form, Johnny. Remember your form.”
“You are a good man for not blaming this on me.” -Jesus
“Maybe you should ask your daughter to help you figure out Internet Explorer.” -Jesus
“And you wrote this song for me? How nice.” -Jesus
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All these pics you’ve been posting…could be a nice coffee table book…one with a picture of Jesus having coffee reading the book with his feet on the coffee table.
Why does Jesus look like he could be Travis Tritt’s half brother. It’s creeping me out. I’m waiting for him to bust out some Eagles cover tunes.
The one with Jesus in the car with the dude, urging him to speed up… classic. I would swear God’s totally done that to me a couple times.
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#10: I’m torn between “You’re right, these ‘Jesus Pics of the Day’ are hilarious!” and “…e-e-d-s-N-e-w-P-R. Now click ‘unfollow.'”
I know in that first one the guy’s at the dentist, but it really looks like she’s intubating him.
Your captions? Fab!
Oh, and here’s a link that will drive you nuts.
http://conservapedia.com/Conservative_Bible_Project
This particular collection of Jesus pics is very disturbing to me, though I can’t point out why. They are amusing, though. Were they meant to be? If not…what the heck was the artist thinking? I mean, who is going to take these seriously?
The one with Jesus advising the woman to ask her daughter to help w/Internet Explorer made me laugh out loud. Not fake, online “lol” when I really didn’t “lol”. For real, I LOL’d!
Once again, fantastic choices! The Jesus Pictures never fail to amuse me.
Creepiness all the way around. Just plain creepy. I mean, on the one hand, Jesus looks like one of the Geico Cavemen, which is comical. But on the other hand, it’s just … creepy.
These are probably the best Jesus’ Pics yet
I agree with Camperos. These were really great!
Here’s a Jesus picture I think you might like….its too fun…though not meant to be a Christian.
http://www.politicalcartoons.com/cartoon/f8d9f74f-abe0-4095-a6e9-392353796fb7.html
I noticed lately I experience a bit of hesitancy when I click on your bloglink, because there most certainly will be scary jesus pictures there. But I do believe these take the cake. The CHEESEcake that is. Where do you find this stuff?
I just peed laughing.
Loving the new Jesus Pics and comments.
Where’s the picture of Jesus with the attorney…….Oh, yeah…. I forgot.
“So I hear you killed somebody yesterday.” -Jesus
OM Dog!! ROFLMAO!!
Uh… I mean…
BLASPHEMY!!!!
I think these pics remind me of Billy Ray Cyrus….man if he were my saviour I’d have an achy braky heart…
I laughed out loud at the captions. Hilarious.
I’m so glad Jack Black is always with me.
This makes Jesus look creepy.
Well, since we don’t know what jesus looked like, he could well have looked creepy.
Just sayin.
“So I hear you killed somebody yesterday” was by far my favorite.
Great captions!