Christians pretend to be Jesus all the time! Here are a few of them who did it in front of cameras…
“It’s fun to stay at the Y. M. C. A…. “
“Deep and wide. Deep and wide. I’m totally doing the actions to deep and wide… “
Rubeus Hagrid, friend to Harry Potter…
Mexicans are so darn helpful.
Silly Anglicans… Jesus did not look like a Russian…
FYI: I would not sit on the lap of this Jesus. Just saying.
“Thank God this is my final performance of the day… I’m exhausted… ” -Florida Jesus
“The people behind me are singing… I’m suffering, bleeding, redeeming them… and they’re singing… ” -Jesus
You put your right foot in; you take your right foot out.
Kentucky.
Capri pants!
Mid-life crisis Jesus
This is totally what a 33-year-old first century Jew looks like.
The guy with the camera is awesome!
“And I’ll proudly stand up… next to you… and defend her still today. Cuz there ain’t no doubt, I love this land… “
Jesus shaved his armpit hair.
Kentucky.
“Jehovah Jireh… your provider… my grace is sufficient for you… for you, for you…”
Jason practicing being Jesus.
Jason being Jesus.
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My favorite is “Hagrid Jesus”.
Florida Jesus
If I’m one of the ladies in a wheel chair, I’m asking “can a sister get one more healing. I’m just saying. Let’s keep it real Jesus.”
If I’m the young black kid in the back, I’m thinking. “White People. Crazy.”
I love it when you do these series. You have a sick sense of humor. . .and I like it! 😉
@2020nexus
I did not think this is funny.
I totally get the lets make fun of Christians thing. I do think we take ourselves way to seriously many times, but this is too far. I’m not sure Jesus would be laughing along with you on this one Matthew.
mallen,
In all seriousness:
What do you think Jesus would be laughing at?
Seriously, I’m curious.
It’s cool, Mallen. I don’t find you funny, either. We’re cool.
🙂 Thanks for reading.
hahahahahahahahaha.
“Mexicans are so darn helpful.” bahahahahahaha
Perhaps Jesus is laughing at all the people ATTEMPTING to reenact His sacrifice and not get even remotely close the the suffering He endured?!
Hahahaha. Mexican’s have been there for thousands of years. haha. Dude you have the BEST blog on the internet, period. haha. Keep up the good work!
You forgot this guy:
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kentucky jesus is priceless.
“Kentucky Jesus” can also be “Mississippi Jesus,” “Alabama Jesus, “Arkansas Jesus,” and “Eastern Tennessee Jesus.”
And believe me, I live in Mississippi so I’ve seen it.
Just found your site…you are seriously disturbed. And I will be reading daily because I love it.
Ordered “Churched” and looking forward to it.
wow I hope you took that last comment as a compliment…no snark intended.
@McCords: It was my favorite comment of the day, so far..
🙂
haha oh man.
good stuff. I don’t see Jesus being bothered by you pocking fun at poorly put together dramas about his death.
I think if anything you are bringing light to the fact that we shouldn’t settle for the “well, it’s good enough for church” mindset.
If we are the one’s empowered by the Spirit and given gifts by the Spirit, then we should be able to put out half decent drama, don’t you think??
This theme is the major reason why I think your satire is and can be a ministry to those who visit your blog.
Oh and P.S.
I was hoping for some commentary on the whole “YOU LIE” comment from Obama’s speech the other night. Seemed like you’d have something entertaining to say on the subject as always.
Love your blog and this post. It inspired me to write this post at my messed up blog http://ow.ly/pj2g