keywords?

Hello blog friend.

So do you use Google Analytics to keep track of your blog’s visitor statistics? Well, if you do (or perhaps you use another blog stat program) then perhaps you’re familiar with the “keyword” listing. Just in case you’re not, the keyword list lets you know what words or series of words people Google to find your site.

Well, my blogger friend Dave Carrol has gotten me checking often to see what words people search to find my bloggy. Some of the “searches” are a little funny or odd. I thought I’d list a few of them for you…

“I regret having sex” (Wait a minute, you mean to tell me there was an unmarried non-virgin looking around on my site?)

“African masturbation” (Do they do it differently over there?)

“boobs in the Bible” (I think they were called pomegranates or pineapples or something big and fruit-like)

“death of author” (OK, so hopefully whoever searched this wasn’t looking for a ‘how to’)

“does Donald Miller smoke?” (This search cracks me up. For the record, I don’t think he does. But who really cares?)

“is mastur baiting a sin” (Yes, there was a space in ‘masturbating.’ Gosh, a lot of my readers are interested in masturbation. Haha.)

“my thong” (Hmm. Lose something?)

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