1) “Paul Abdul is NOT a pastor in California!”
2) “What’s the point you’re trying to make? That Christians are too showy or American Idol is too Christian? I don’t get it.”
3) “Mr. Turner, are you OK with people having sex outside of marriage?”
1) “Paul Abdul is NOT a pastor in California!”
2) “What’s the point you’re trying to make? That Christians are too showy or American Idol is too Christian? I don’t get it.”
3) “Mr. Turner, are you OK with people having sex outside of marriage?”
© 2024 Matthew Paul Turner.
These are actually funnier than yesterday’s post… which I didn’t think could happen.
Thanks for sharing from your inbox.
WOW! These are amazing. What are people thinking? On a side note, Mr. Turner are you OK with the pastoral staff at the Holy Rock Church wearing purple?
Mr. Turner,
Are you okay with people having sex outside?
mr turner,
Are you okay with people having sex?
It’s these sort of comments/questions that make me glad I’m no longer a pastor! 🙂
Well…
…are you?
-M