The pastoral staff at The Holy Rock Church in Costa Mesa, California.
Oh boy, looks like somebody just won a Dove Award.
Join us on Sunday morning for a new sermon series “marriage equals one flesh.”
“Let me tell you why I’m voting for John McCain…”
Joel Osteen’s very first book cover. Even the title is perfect.
“I’m going to Passion 06. Joshua Harris and Louie Giglio rock, bro!”
Which one of these is a visitor at the Adult Singles’ Sunday school class?
“If you call right now and support my ministry with a $1000 pledge, I am gonna bless you!” (Pastor Paula White in her one of earlier ministries.)
The forty-year old youth pastor saying goodbye to one of his college-bound “dudes.”
“Let me tell you why I regret having sex before marriage. It’s just bad news, guys. Bad news. But Jesus saved me.”
The sinner that even Jesus can love. Jesus saves!
Nashville’s newest pastor.
Hosts of “The Holy Ghost Youth Hour” on TBN!
The worship team gathering for a picture at their annual Christmas party!
We’re going on a mission trip to Haiti! Buy our baked goods today after church. (The tall guy in the back is their leader.)
Future church secretary and token virgin who will still be single at age thirty-two! And probably dating Jesus.
Before Christ/After Christ
(Jesus works miracles, people. Miracles.)
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Haha! This is great Matthew! Finally I understand Jesus… thanks for bringing him down to my level… I still won’t buy his album but maybe I’ll download the single off Limewire 🙂
These are so funny! Yes, there are stereotypes of Christians. The ones I struggle with are those that speak that exclusive language of “Christianese.” I continue to learn that my life, as flawed as it is, is the best language of love and the Gospel I can speak.
I seriously love your sense of humour. You continue to make me laugh and make me think.
Bake sales and car washes are officially banned…
here’s an idea… people should just…
GIVE
hmmm…
i just peed. ha ha. funny stuff.
right on man…what is simon then British post-modernist we should pray for and equip ourselves to prove the gospel in a post modern world?!!
Oh my gosh…that was hysterical!
I knew the blonde on her knees would be Paula White. You are hysterical. Oh and the Osteen one. ROFL!!!
I am cracking the heck up!
Heidi
Showing how Stereotypical Christians and American Idol both suck, and in the same blog post. Brilliant.