First of all, I don’t know if this is real. I mean, it seems real. And at the same time, it could be satire. If it is satire, it’s very specific satire.
Praying around strip poles in XXX clubs around Portland seems a bit too intentional to be fake, especially since there’s a date on which this is happening.
I think it is. But it’s sort of hard to believe.
Eh, maybe it’s not real.
So, if it’s satire, what exactly is happening on September 24 in strip clubs around Portland?