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See You At the Strip Pole? (Praying for strippers in Portland…)

By September 22, 2014Blog

First of all, I don’t know if this is real. I mean, it seems real. And at the same time, it could be satire. If it is satire, it’s very specific satire.

Praying around strip poles in XXX clubs around Portland seems a bit too intentional to be fake, especially since there’s a date on which this is happening.

But it’s real.

I think it is. But it’s sort of hard to believe.

Eh, maybe it’s not real.

It’s not real, right?

So, if it’s satire, what exactly is happening on September 24 in strip clubs around Portland?

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  • Jordanpaul says:

    I think this is real! I actually saw this guy at the Waterfront. Where does he get these notions?

  • Jordanpaul says:

    I think this is real! I actually saw this guy at the Waterfront. Where does he get these notions?

  • JoelR says:

    It could well be real. There are plenty of Christians out there who like being Captain Save-a-ho.

  • JoelR says:

    It could well be real. There are plenty of Christians out there who like being Captain Save-a-ho.

  • DarrylStringer says:

    I thought it looked kinda interesting, until I got to this bit:
    “You are also encouraged to hand out the gospel tracts at this time.
    Before leaving the establishment we will conduct an alter call, inviting
    all the strippers, bartenders, patrons, bouncers, and owner/s to come
    forward and get saved by reading the Sinner’s Prayer.”
    Yes, I think Jesus would have hung out with strippers and those who visit such establishments, but would the Son of God hand out Gospel tracts?  The sinner’s prayer?  You don’t “get saved by reading the Sinner’s Prayer”.  Yeah, that ain’t gonna roll.

  • DarrylStringer says:

    I thought it looked kinda interesting, until I got to this bit:
    “You are also encouraged to hand out the gospel tracts at this time.
    Before leaving the establishment we will conduct an alter call, inviting
    all the strippers, bartenders, patrons, bouncers, and owner/s to come
    forward and get saved by reading the Sinner’s Prayer.”
    Yes, I think Jesus would have hung out with strippers and those who visit such establishments, but would the Son of God hand out Gospel tracts?  The sinner’s prayer?  You don’t “get saved by reading the Sinner’s Prayer”.  Yeah, that ain’t gonna roll.

  • courtney says:

    It appears satirical. I am embarrassed whether it is or isn’t though-is that wrong?