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JESUS WAS BUSY YESTERDAY… BUT NOT TOO BUSY TO VISIT THE MASTERS

It was Easter. Jesus is always busy on Easter. For obvious reasons.

But apparently, he wasn’t too busy to help Zach Johnson win his first Masters! Three cheers for having a God that cares about things like golfing trophies and green jackets!

I mean, it would have been nice if Jesus could have stopped Iran’s nuclear program instead, but come on, IT WAS THE MASTERS!!!!

So enjoy that trophy Zach. Oh, and btw: Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sends his love: “Happy Iranian Nuclear Day, Mr. Johnson! And thank you for keeping Jesus busy yesterday. Look for our BIG win sometime in the future…”

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